The Birds and the Bumps

3 -YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Mommy, you have big bumps.

ME: Yes, honey, I do.

DAUGHTER: I have little bumps.

ME: Yes you do.

DAUGHTER Mommy, may I touch your bumps?

ME: No, sweetie. We don't touch other people's bumps.

DAUGHTER: Would you touch my bumps, Mommy?

ME: No, pumpkin. No one should ever, EVER, EVER touch your bumps.

DAUGHTER: Because they're little?

ME: No, even if they become big, no one should ever, EVER, EVER touch your bumps.

DAUGHTER: Oh, okay, Mommy.