Kuznetsova claims first French Open title as Safina crumbles

My parents joined us for our son's first violin recital. The following discussion took place while awaiting the performance.

Map's Dad: I recorded the French Open Women's Finals this morning. Don't tell me who won.

Map: Oh, okay. I saw it this morning. Don't worry. I can't even pronounce the winner's name.

Map's Dad: D-Oh!

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